Saturday, December 16, 2006

Question well answered

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist." Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute. Weeks later when the grades wereposted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"

Funny Insults

You're so stupid that you can't get from A to B without going through the rest of the alphabet!

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

yo mama is so stupid she went to the movie theater and it said under 17 not addmitted and she went and got 16 of her friends