Friday, December 15, 2006

Come backs

Man: So, what's your sign?
Woman: No Entry

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

Man: Hey there, haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

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