Excuse me, is that your nose, or are you eating a Banana
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception
I hear you're connected to the Police Department - by a pair of handcuffs
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
You're the kind of man that is a blueprint for building an idiot.
I'd like to leave you with one thought...unfortunately I ain't sure you have anywhere to put it!